Her sturdy stallion had now unbuttoned, and produced naked, stiff and erect, that wonderful machine, which I had never seen before, and which, for the interest my own seat of pleasure began to take furiously in it

You blew the pick up line.

Her smile became a wicked,

Oh, I dunno. You'd be surprised."

One Bourbon, One Scotch & One Beer

Then there was the body beneath it