Helpless

"Can't I just use a mind-control ray?" Kurt asked.

"No," Sue told him. "That's no fun. It has to be kryptonite, so I'm all weak and helpless."

"You could..." Kurt started to explain that he could just mind-control her to be weak and helpless if she wanted, but decided that he really just didn't care. Sue looked so good in her Supergirl costume that all Kurt really wanted to do was to skip to the sex. "Nevermind. Let's just get to it."

"Okay," Sue seemed just as eager as Kurt. "So you've broken into this bank vault..."

"It looks like a living room."

"Fine." Sue rolled her beautiful blue eyes, smiling with exaggerated exasperation. "Instead of a master criminal robbing a bank, you're a petty nobody who's managed to break into somebody's living room. Congratulations."

Kurt just shrugged.

"Actually, I guess that'll make it all the more humiliating." Sue's legs shifted, rubbing her bare thighs together. She liked the humiliation part. "But you're a petty crook who's somehow gotten some kryptonite, and she's not expecting that."

"How would I get that?" Kurt asked.

"It doesn't matter. Here." Sue handed him a rock that had been painted an odd shade of green. "I bought this in Metropolis. From the museum."

"You know it's not a real place?" Kurt stared at Sue's legs.

"It is. It's in Illinois." Sue was getting irritated. "Anyway, I--I mean, she--sees you with her x-ray vision, flies down, and comes in through the open window. Then you...